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Was watching Kim’s Fairytale Wedding while on the elliptical, and there’s this scene where they are trying food for the wedding at Wolfgang Puck’s kitchen. Chris is all, “We need to get Kim some cooking lessons.” Wolfgang Pucks response? “I’ve always told newlywed brides that they need to spend more time in the bedroom than in the kitchen.” Everyone laughs

I agree! He really appreciates it if you’re a domestic goddess for sure… but he can always get food elsewhere.

What can’t he get elsewhere? A sex life.

You, the wife, are all he has. Your sex life can be as fulfilling and exciting as you make it, or as dull and non-existant as you allow it.

Talking about sex, this is kinda gross but I have to commend my parents. They have been married a LONG time and are still happy in the bedroom. Ehhh! Is it weird how comfortable I am talking about this?

Just read below. THIS is what I have to deal with on a regular basis.

BTW, my parents’ first language is NOT English.

Dad walks in room after work. Mom and I are in the room.

Mom: Honey, you’re so handsome!
Dad raises his eyebrows and smiles.
Me: (noticing my presence is being ignored) Maybe I should leave you two alone.
Dad: Your mom is horn-ee
Me: Ewwww!!! You don’t even know what that is!
Mom: What’s horn-ee? huh? huh? What’s horn-ee?
Dad: Did I use it correctly? (smiling)
Me: (Laughing hysterically) Just don’t say it around your coworkers!

My dad even makes my grandma feel awkward!

How to make an 85yr old woman blush:

On our way to church, my dad, who’ll do anything for a laugh, decides to get “personal” with mamagrand.(my grandma) Here’s how it went:

Dad: Mama, sooooo tell me. How many times did Daddygrand kiss you before you got married?
Mamagrand: aye! no! no! no keesing!
Dad: Oh come on mama! premarital sex?
Mamagrand: (eyes wide) NO GOOD! (shaking head rhytmically)
Dad: Mama, come on, you don’t have to hide anything now. I’m sure you had Dee- ZIRES (teasing smile)
Mamagrand: (matter of factly) You give those desire to the Lord. (turns away)

(even funnier when you hear it with two Filipino accents!)

My dad is such a HOOT!

After our honeymoon, the first thing my dad asked Nate was, “Son, how are your knees?!” OMG. Tmi. My poor, proper husband. He’s used to it now

If anything I can always thank my parents for making SOOO comfortable talking about sex. Love you guys!

A lot of ink has been spilled over the fact that Britain doesn’t care that Prince William and Kate have probably already done it. But in generations past, the wedding night was indeed special, as it was the first time a couple would have sex with each other. Over time, the importance of premarital virginity has waned considerably and these days it’s quite rare for a newly married couple to be engaging in their first act of sexual intercourse on their wedding night. Regardless, that doesn’t mean that it shouldn’t still be special. Even if you don’t place much importance on that first time as a married couple, chances are your new Mrs. does, so you should make a serious effort to make it memorable for both of you. It will also set the precedent for your future sex life as husband and wife.

Ban pre-wedding sex

You’ve already enjoyed each other carnally, but you can still try to create the kind of anticipation that isn’t normally present in your everyday sex life for this special occasion. For a period of time before the wedding, ban all sexual contact so that your desire for each other will build up until the wedding night. The ban time will vary for each couple, depending on how often you usually get frisky. The basic formula is to hold out for twice as long as you normally would. If you are a few-times-a-week couple, a week-long sex ban should be sufficient, but if you tend to do it only once every other
week, you might want to keep up the no sex rule for as long as a month before you say “I do.” To increase the expectation even more, add a “no nudity in each other’s presence” clause to your sex-ban agreement.

Get a room

You may already be living together before your nuptials, but in order to make your wedding night special, you should spend it somewhere other than home. Put yourself in unfamiliar surroundings by booking a nice hotel room for the night. If you have some room left in the wedding budget, why not spring for the honeymoon suite? The point is to change the venue from the site of your everyday sex life to make your first time as husband and wife seem different and special.