Dating Advice for Men- Attracting Tips, How to Talk to Girls

The ladies found Tinky-winky’s tie irresistible
So you’ve managed to get the attention of the girl at the bar and the two of you are chatting — nice work. She laughs at your jokes and simultaneously touches your hand to reinforce her interest and just when things couldn’t be going any better, they do. She calls over her eyelash-batting friends in napkin tank tops to get in on the action and for the duration of the night, surrounded by gorgeous women with plunging necklines, you are made to feel like a rock star. You exit the place with more arm candy than Hef and hit the hot tub like you’re on Big Brother. Dream sequence ends. Cut to reality and the need for a blueprint for a successful pickup. Unless your name is George Lamb or Brad Pitt, you can bet your grandma that a successful pickup will never happen like it does in your cerebral cineplex. Making your next night out a potential triumph instead of a particular disaster is going to require some work. So if
you’re just sitting around the house in a tattered T-shirt, now seems like as good a time as any to learn the blueprint for a successful pickup.

Present yourself well

Part of the blueprint for a successful pickup requires you to look good. Here are a few tips to help you look and feel your best just in time for your next romp.

Work out Logging an hour in at the gym will take the edge off better than
just about any illicit substance you could dream of poisoning yourself with — and it’s good for you. Being a regular at the gym will result in you looking and feeling better, and consequently you’ll be more attractive to women.

Dress better
Girls notice how a guy puts himself together. Contrary to popular belief, they are not in perpetual pursuit of their next makeover project. If you need help seek the advice of a woman.
Scrub Your hygiene regime should not just consist of dousing yourself
in deodorant and cologne. Those two work best in conjunction with an actual shower, so be sure to take one.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

Here is one for the girls. Top 10 pick up line rejections:

Man: “Hi, I’m a millionaire!”
Woman: “Hi, I work for the IRS.”

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.

Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.”
Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there..”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”

Here are rebuttals for the boys.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, ’cause after I’m done sleeping with you in the back of my car, I don’t give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me… as long as you’re still warm when I do you.