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Improve Your Chances With Women

Aug
24


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The ladies found Tinky-winky’s tie irresistible
So you’ve managed to get the attention of the girl at the bar and the two of you are chatting — nice work. She laughs at your jokes and simultaneously touches your hand to reinforce her interest and just when things couldn’t be going any better, they do. She calls over her eyelash-batting friends in napkin tank tops to get in on the action and for the duration of the night, surrounded by gorgeous women with plunging necklines, you are made to feel like a rock star. You exit the place with more arm candy than Hef and hit the hot tub like you’re on Big Brother. Dream sequence ends. Cut to reality and the need for a blueprint for a successful pickup. Unless your name is George Lamb or Brad Pitt, you can bet your grandma that a successful pickup will never happen like it does in your cerebral cineplex. Making your next night out a potential triumph instead of a particular disaster is going to require some work. So if
you’re just sitting around the house in a tattered T-shirt, now seems like as good a time as any to learn the blueprint for a successful pickup.

Present yourself well

Part of the blueprint for a successful pickup requires you to look good. Here are a few tips to help you look and feel your best just in time for your next romp.

Work out Logging an hour in at the gym will take the edge off better than
just about any illicit substance you could dream of poisoning yourself with — and it’s good for you. Being a regular at the gym will result in you looking and feeling better, and consequently you’ll be more attractive to women.

Dress better
Girls notice how a guy puts himself together. Contrary to popular belief, they are not in perpetual pursuit of their next makeover project. If you need help seek the advice of a woman.
Scrub Your hygiene regime should not just consist of dousing yourself
in deodorant and cologne. Those two work best in conjunction with an actual shower, so be sure to take one.

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Dubai Girls

May
17


Looking for beautiful women, amazing eats and epic sports experiences?  The first rule of dating in Dubai is that you don’t talk about dating in Dubai — at least that’s what the scaremongers will have you believe before you enter the Muslim state. But is that just a fallacy, and can guys practice the art of
seduction in a religiously strict country without fear of castration?Yes
and no. Wooing the fairer sex is fine, provided you adopt a subtle approach. But kissing in public or peeling off to indulge in some al fresco lovemaking will conjure a sh*tstorm the likes of which you have never seen. Couples caught in the act can expect a stint in the slammer and deportation, not to mention a lifetime of embarrassment after seeing their sordid tale splashed across newspapers back home.Incarceration in a Dubai prison is no picnic; chances are you’ll be forced to fend off the advances of at least one burly cellmate looking for some hands-on fun. But even the threat of a dangerous liaison
can suppress men’s sexual urges for only so long. Asking that they suppress them indefinitely is like asking Charlie Sheen to go easy on the booze and drugs.So what are the hard-and-fast rules of dating in a Muslim country, where sex before marriage and cohabiting unless wed are forbidden? Follow these simple guidelines, and you can at least attempt to score a hot
lady’s phone number without the law breathing down your neck.

Rule No. 1: Be Discreet

Contrary to popular belief, women aren’t covered from head to toe and forced to live a sheltered life away from men. Dubai is bursting with nightclubs and bars where astoundingly attractive ladies of all nationalities congregate. And where hot women congregate, men will surely lurk.The party scene is distinctly Western, with free-flowing alcohol and beach parties the norm to accommodate the 90% expatriate population. But you still need to keep your wits about you when engaging the local talent. Approaching and talking
to women in nightclubs and bars is fine; you may even manage to steal a quick kiss before being accosted by one of the sweaty, incoherent bouncers. But whatever you do, don’t let your hands do the talking. A slap on the bum might seem playfully cheeky to you, but the venue’s management will take a dimmer view. At best, you’ll be warned about your ungentlemanly conduct and possibly kicked out of the club. At worst, the lady in question will scream her lungs out, throw her ridiculously expensive cocktail in your face, and see to it that any male companions she’s with subject you to a public beating.

 

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